I think I want this...

...more specifically, a subscription to this magazine for Christmas.

I'm kidding. But seriously, doesn't it kind of look awesome? I just always remember that they have to spray their butts with adhesive for the swimsuit competition so that they don't get wedgies. I kind of feel like I might want to do that for my everyday life--because like beauty pageant contestants, I also don't have time in my fast-paced life to be picking wedgies willy-nilly.